Drunk & Unruly
Coming Fall 2008
Babes, cars and music. What more can a man ask for? That's all a God fearing man really cares about damnit unless he's an ass pirate. Not that there's anything wrong with being a flaming homo of course. If that's your thing then more power to you... that means there's one less sausage in the way and there's more hot babes for me. ;)
Yep, it's all about good looking babes and hot cars... plus some new music to listen to when I'm driving. Sure, there's sports too. That's the stuff I think about in between the times I am trying to find a new hot piece of ass which. That's why sportscenter is so short. Because the good fellas at espn all know that guys can only focus on something other than young hot ass for about 29 minutes at most unless there are Maria Sharpova or Anna Kournikova clips to show. If you have those hot tennis babes then you could make Sportscenter as long as War Of The Worlds, the 3 hour director's cut an we'd still watch ever friggin minute of it. There's nothing better than hot athletic Eastern European babes.
That reminds me, what the fuck happened to Bridgette Neilson? She was hot when she was fucking Rocky... fast forward 20 years and she's fucking Flava Flav for attention?! That is the definition of a failed career. I'm sure her kids are proud. Haha, can you imagine the hell they are getting in school. "Dude, your mom is fucking Flava Flav! Harr Harr!"
Anyways.. come back in late September and get your fix of young hot celeb ass, cars and cool new music you won't find anywhere else.